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38. Left Behind [ II ]

38. Left Behind [ II ]

After sum roaming around the station, I have located a roundtastic and perhaps kindly conductor atop one of the trains.

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She immediately proceeded to shame me for my train-top walking. Then, the floating conductor started to follow me, bothersomingly citing train-passenger-behavior rules at me.

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She kept on demanding obedience of the train station rules, complaining about her salary...

In turn, I complained about my situation, to which she told me to follow her.

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The spheroidal conductor directored me to go to the train station,

WHEREUPONS she SMOOSHERED through the wall like the cool-aid-guy, And took the ticket desks JORB!

Having become the desk clerk, her attitude became nasty-some.

"No refundz, ticketz zzale dezzk iz clozzed, come bazk tomorrowz at 8:00 am,"

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The ticket desk ticked at me in a monotone, echoey voice.

In response to her attitude, I angrily banged on the desk demanding a fun-time with my Captain.

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"Come back tomorrow," the repeatory voice nagged the same tune back at me, refusing to collaborate.

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"An employee of Captania such as myself should not be stuffled by the likes of you! I has not time for dilly-dallyings! You best gives me a new ticket or I will write you up!" I grumbled at the desk.

"...Come back tomorrow at 8:00 am!" The voice replied.

I pulled out the book of complaints and and wrotered the following into it:

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Dear train station director,the behavoer of the ticket sales person is simply heighly inconsiderate! As a fellow customer I am appaulted and disjointed by such finite disrespects!

You best reduce their salaries by 1.4% because they need to learn some stackable manners!

Also, you need to get a new book of complaints, because this one has no pen and is in an appalling condition (falling apart/stained). It took me 4.3 hours to discover a pen at your train station and another 3.24 minutes to make it work for the ink was most stuffly and hard.

Also, your toilets don't flush properly, but instead make a loud, spookering gurgling noise.

I assume they are haunted by the ghost of Christmas future!

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...As I finished writing my weightly complaint the sales desk gave me a 2.4 star rating as customer and closed its shutters.

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I was most perturbed by this insufficient rating and banged on the shutters for a while demanding a re-evaluation.

The sun is setting and I don't like the dark muchly.

Please send a night-light,

Sincerely,

Most cooperatively,

With invaluable respects,

Your most acceptable employee,

Pilot