While Captain and Pilot were having fun-times on top of the battleship I scavenged in the junk-town below for potential supplies. Most of the stuff in the town was either too rusty or too broken to use. However, I did discover three sealed shipping containers.
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Using excessive force and a crowbar I managed to open the first shipping container with brute force, discovering a sea of tights inside. The tights flowed outwards in my general direction and nearly crushed me. I wondered whether anyone had ever been killed by tights-avalanche.
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Rabidly digging myself out of tights, I noted Captain approaching, boots clanking loudly on the floor.
"WHAT MARVELOUS TREASURES HAVE YOU DISCOVERED?"
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"REPORT!" Captain inquired.
"Hundreds and hundreds of old pairs of mulch-colored tights" I answered, still swimming in the tights-pile.
"EXCELLENT! These could be used as scarves... In case of a dire fashion emergency!"
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"The most likely emergency we are going to have is a blizzard. These will probably burn well." I answered.
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"INDEED, Zee weather is most fickle mistress these days!" Captain mumbled, holding a pair of tights.
"Do you think these match well with my boots?" The tights were now wrapped around Captain's neck.
"Suuuuuuure," I responded, walking away.