"I AM ZEE CAPTEIN OF ZEE WERLD! FIRE ZEE MISSILES!"

I heard Captain's voice echoing through the rusty holes of the ship from somewhere far above.

"THE WIND FEELS SO REAL ON MY LONG FLOWING HAIR!" Pilot's voice added.

"My liver is filled with the flavor of exuberant wonderment!" Captain shouted.

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Pilot began to sing.

"When my Captain is near, there is nothing to fear,

And I know that my liver will go on and on,

I know that we'll stay forever this way,

You are safe in my liver

And my liver will go on and on!"

I shook my head. Pilot was so utterly insane that I wondered how he could put his boots on without help.

Yes, without me these two idiots would surely perish...

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How would my companions even survive thus far without my excellent Tour-Guide supervision?

See, unlike some people, I'm always aware of my surroundings!

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At that very moment, the hair on the back of my neck stood up. Hmm…

Why is my liver getting itchy?

Feels like someone’s whistling softly in my ear.

The whistle intensified. It felt like a giant something was attempting to vacuum out my thoughts or brains...

I twitched, quickly turning around.

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There was nothing at all there.

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What was I saying... uhh... right...

See? I'm always on top of things!