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I KNOW THINGS.
SECRET THINGS, THAT THIS SLUG IS UNAWARE OF.
TROUBLESOME THINGS THAT CAPTAIN SHARED WITH ME ON OUR FLIGHT...
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...TO ATOMIZE EUREKA.
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THREE HUNDRED BILLION VOICES STILL SING IN MY CRANIUM.
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THEY ASK ME TO STOP. BUT I KNOW BETTER.
I KNOW THAT THEY ARE ALL JUST DUST NOW,
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AND WHAT HAS BEEN DONE CANNOT BE RETRACTED.
SILLY TOASTERS. IT'S NOT MY FAULT. THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE PUT ON THEIR BLUE TIARAS THAT DAY.
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I HAD A BLUE TIARA ONCE. IT MADE ME SEE THINGS.
THINGS THAT WEREN'T THERE. NAMES AND LISTS, PICTOGRAMS AND FLIP-FLOPS OF ALL SORTS...
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I think I could somehow read them back then and follow their instructions, but now they seem like extra-unwashed lies.
And most grotesque lies they were indeed, for Captain has told me so.
One day, an villainous pineapple broke my tiara.
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I still carry a piece of it in my pocket, as a reminder.
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It crackles with a voice of metal, sharing tales of a distant sky-palace.
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It wants me to visit this place of wonders,
But I know better...
For even though my tiara would provide me a ticket,
It is a one way trip without a return policy.
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"Snippy, why won't you just believe?"
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I asks hims.
"Okay, okay. I believe," Snippy crapes. "Let me go now!"
But my right eye of judgment tells me he still [NOT] truly believes with his heart of hearts.
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His lies are like moist pancakes to my refined senses.
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...What will it take to convert this mop honestly to our Lady and Savior?