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CRITICAL ERROR IN NEURAL PATHWAY 484 : 6677

CRITICAL ERROR IN NEURAL PATHWAY 433 : 49

CRITICAL ERROR IN NEURAL PATHWAY 302 : 393

INFINITE TEMPORAL SYSTEM ERROR DETECTED

UNABLE TO REPAIR ISSUE

ATTENTION - YOUR HARDWARE WARRANTY HAS EXPIRED

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I blinked away the ever so pestersome GoodleGeek, staring at the glorious visage of my Captain.

"SO..." Captain eye-spectacles glittered in a fatherly fashion. "STATUS REPORT!"

"I am sorry. I think... I BROKE SNIPPY. We was JUST PLAYING we was!" I stuttered. "BUT NOW HE NOT AWAKES. WHAT DO?"

"Hmmmmm," Captain soufleyed. "ZAT IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SKIP BREAKFAST!"

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With that, Captain poured the Mug's contents onto Snippy's mouth, likely scorching his face off in the process. I winced. The Mug's contents were always troublesomely dangerous.

"MY CAPTAIN, ALL KNOWING IN YOUR INFINITE WISDOMS, YOU ARE... WHY MUST BAD THINGS HAPPEN? WHY DID SNIPPY BREAK?" I shyly asked, fearing a reprimand for my insolent line of questioning.

"Ah, my dear Pilot. It is so unlike you to worry about Snippy! I see that you've finally unlocked the magic of friendship!" Captain glittered at me.

I nodded.

"I was once a Snippy too, you know," Captain bobbled. "Long, long, loooooooooooooong ago. You might not understand, but I am training Snippy for a most gravy fate. Snip-pey must suff-e-rage and persevere through many-a-trials and tribulations as to begin to grow and evolve like a true pokemon."

I vigorously nodded, yes Captain trains us all for a most wondrous purpose. I wondered how Captain could be a mere boobish Snippy long ago. I pictured Captain just existed since the beginning of time, in full godly val-oure.

With such grimy thoughts dominating my mind-room, I laid Snippy's now oddly pulsating body down into the watery floor.