Henry Hubble woke up this morning to three Cabbage Patch dolls trying to kill him. And it’s been downhill since then.Henry's life has taken a turn for the weirder. His reality has been gamified—and the game’s architect seems to be a few stats short of a full character sheet. With his nephew's life hanging in the balance, Henry will face-off against bosses, minions, and more, mined from his own memories, where eighties-era action tropes, childhood bullies, and berzerker advertising mascots run rampant.He’ll only start to understand what’s really going on when he meets Darla Cunningham. Unfortunately, what’s really going on is even crazier and scarier than the murder dolls who will stop at nothing to bite his face off.____Hey folks, this is LitRPG light—which is to say, the RPG stuff is purely in service of the story and it's not all about the stats :)I truly appreciate any feedback on typos, story, or character arcs. And if you have a moment to rate or review, it would be deeply, deeply appreciated :)____Lastly, I've published two other books, and if you like my work, please do check them out at Amazon. They're available in print, digital, and audio: Supersize Island and The Chowderhead Crusades.____Thanks SO MUCH for reading!J. J.