Come with me on an adventure across time and space, to the far distant future of... Who the hell am I kidding? This is a story about space pirates, plain and simple. They're assholes who kill, steal, extort and kidnap for money. Sure they aren't bloodthirsty pirates with a penchant for rape and pillaging, but a job's a job and in space money is the only thing that matters, even if that money requires some orbital bombardments and smuggled drugs. Join the Rift Rats, steal the show, and make the galactic police force look like glorified pencil pushers. Yahoo!