Mike didn't want to die. Mike didn't want to be turned into a dinosaur. Mike didn't want to become a slave clone to a noble. Mike didn't want to then be wrapped up in the murder plot of said noble. And yet, here he is. Disclaimer: This story exists for one reason, and one reason alone. RoyalRoad has a limit for their story titles of 120 characters, and I took that as a challenge. I will try to do this story justice, but it exists purely for me to say I have a story with the longest title possible.