Ssssssss...... A simple story of a man brought into a world of fantasy, magic, and systems by a crude God as some sort of a deal we may never know. Although.... he's a snake. Your typical honest-to-goodness brightly coloured danger noodle with venoms and all. To be precise, a magical snake with lots of growth potential. Follow the story of Randy, a pushover whose commands by God only being "survive, and grow big", on a journey to... well... survive and grow big, as he discovers what the world truly has to offer. Which is not much. Hopefully, not too much. A typical reincarnation story, really, but it might just satisfy your thirst for these kinds of stories.     I'm just an amateur writer hobby-writing on my spare time, mostly for private consumption. This is also a practice on me developing gamelike-systems in literature.  Will contain lots of swearing Any criticisms and feedback regarding storyline, language, and thematics are welcome.  As this is a spare-time hobby, updates are not, will not, and will never be predictable. I will try my best, but don't get your hopes up.On eternal hiatus. I'm truly sorry, but I just don't have the drive to continue this further. Inspired by a few other works on this site.