Superhumans have been known of for generations, everyone knows the publicized origin stories, but what really happened? What embarrassing snafus did they commit? How did they really get the powers they have? A series of origin short stories for a variety of novel heroes. A semi comedic take on telling about their origins. This is my first time publishing a story, and I don't know how often I'll be able to drop new chapters, but hopefully my migraines will let it be at least once a week. EDIT: My health has been worse more often than I expected, and I haven't improved as I had hoped to, any comments or reviews you are willing to leave would really help with my motivation to keep writing.