The year is 12009. Everyone has a flip phone, social media is on the rise, spellbooks can be pirated online, hermits share their wisdom through blogs, magical girls are the face of advertising campaigns and endangered elemental beasts are championed in useless online petitions. Amidst all this noise, three girls are punched into each other's paths. Pastiche Parade is a casual, low-stakes adventure set in a fantasy world that has reached something equivalent to our contemporary age. It focuses on the slice-of-life of three dog girls who have formed an adventurer party called Cerberus, as they try to make some easy money and not get too caught in all the plots and intrigues of government agencies, mega-corporations, knightly orders, secret societies, mystical sects, witch covens, and many, many others. [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] For the duration of the Writathon, there will be daily updates. After that, the schedule will be: MON, WED, FRI, SAT