One goddess. One vote to decide the ruler of the gods. One temple, burned to the ground.... that only Elysia, a washed-up cook, can investigate? Wait a minute! Something's gone wrong! You've got the wrong woman! Welcome to Paladins of the Pickle Goddess, a mythos-based, tongue-in-cheek adventure. The heroine would rather be making oatcakes, her sidekick almost murdered her, and her backup is covered in bees. Pickle for reading snacks recommended!  [ Updates every other day at 11AM MST! Sequel now updating... there's approximately 200% more squid! ]