Threads/Introductions/A warning
[18:23] Ancient_Archivist [F] [5]: @anon, @LeylaTheVixen, @OfMaxAndMen, @MADE_IN_HEAVEN
Read carefully. This place isn’t what you think it is. This isn’t your average fun ARG solving group. This is the territory of an insane man who will use you like pawns to fulfill his delusions.
Leave now. Don’t get entangled in his lies.
[18:25] anon: [Image Attachment: wewlad.png]
[18:27] MADE_IN_HEAVEN: You are Distracting us from Truth. Agent of Lies, Why must You act in This way? Goetic Counsel Has never Misled me.
[18:27] LeylaTheVixen: This is creepy :3 @10ne1, are you there?
[18:30] 10ne1 [F]: Yes, Leyla, I’m here. Ancient is right about the “insane man” part, but my brother told me it would be a bad idea for you to leave? Something about a weapon of mass destruction being unleashed on humanity if you do? I still don’t quite get it. I knew you liked this kind of mystery stuff though, so I brought you here
[18:32] OfMaxAndMen: test Hello? Is this reaching you? Oh, I see, I need to press Send. Can any of you see this? I’m sorry if I’m being obnoxious, but I don’t quite get this whole internet thing yet. If you do, hello everyone! What are your names? Mine is Max. I’m going to have a bit of trouble remembering all your user names at first, haha
[18:32] anon: mucho texto, newf[filtered]
[18:32] System: User @Ancient_Archivist has been banned for 30 days. Reason: Let us give our new friends a warmer welcome than this.
[18:34] MADE_IN_HEAVEN: Your Message has Arrived onto our Devices, Max. I will However abstain from Revealing my name. You do Not know who Is watching.
[18:34] Oxymoronic [Moderator] [1]: Cupio, what are you doing? That ban is way too long for such a small offense.
[18:35] System: User @Ancient_Archivist has been unbanned.
[18:35] System: User @Ancient_Archivist has been muted for 24 hours.
[18:35] LeylaTheVixen: Hi Max! I’m Leyla, pleased to meet you :3
[18:36] Cupio_Dissolvi [Moderator] [2]: Greetings Max, as well as the rest of you. I will refrain from disclosing my name due to the… undesirable consequences that could arise if I were to reveal my identity.
[18:36] Oxymoronic [Moderator] [1]: His name is Francis. Francis Moore.
[18:37] System: Error: Moderators cannot be muted.
[18:37] Cupio_Dissolvi [Moderator] [2]: How uncivil of you.
[18:37] anon: [Image Attachment: spanishlaugh.jpg]
holy kek, I don’t regret coming here
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[18:38] OfMaxAndMen: Uh, nice to meet you too, Leyla and Francis! That’s… a lot of messages? I don’t know if I can keep reading all of this? How do you manage to know what’s important and what isn’t?
[18:38] anon: >he can’t read 20 lines of text
absolute state of amerimutt education
[18:39] OfMaxAndMen: What? I’m Canadian. I have a Bachelors of Fine Arts in Film Production. Why are you insulting my education? What did I do?
[18:40] Oxymoronic [Moderator] [1]: Disregard trolls, Max. People aren’t nice to each other on the internet, that’s sadly one of the downsides of relative anonymity. Ignore and move on.
[18:40] MADE_IN_HEAVEN: @LeylaTheVixen, there is Something within You that Troubles Me.
[18:40] Cupio_Dissolvi [Moderator] [2]: Alright. Let me give you all a quick rundown. After viewing a certain image, your psyche will be rewired to allow passage into the Babel Maze the next time you will sleep. Inside, you must traverse a series of rooms, each with their own dangers and mysteries. We need to get to the end under one month.
[18:41] LeylaTheVixen: What is it O.O
[18:41] OfMaxAndMen: Thanks, Florence. I’ll try to keep that in mind.
[18:42] MADE_IN_HEAVEN: A spirit Infestation. Yes. You are being Watched, through the Covers of your Bed and The walls of Your home. What Have you Done to Draw such Attention? I Do not know. Circle yourself With salt to ensure Your protection.
[18:43] OfMaxAndMen: Person above me? I’ve met many of your type through my interviews, and their predictions always relied on having the subject of their divination next to them. They told me people who practice augury online are nothing more than charlatans. What do you think about this? I’m not trying to disprove you, I’m just curious.
[18:44] Cupio_Dissolvi [Moderator] [2]: Are any of you listening to me?
[18:44] anon: >aut/x/s prefer to talk about spirits instead of the isekai funhouse
>nobody listens to the mods
wtf I love sch[filtered] now
take your meds though
[18:45] treeisfun [3]: is anon just solami’s alt?
[18:46] MADE_IN_HEAVEN: I would Normally Agree. But this influence… It Is particularily Strong. That is why an Experienced medium Such as I can feel It even at such a Distance. I fear for You, Leyla. Do tread Carefully.
[18:47] LeylaTheVixen: Oooookay? I didn’t do any freaky stuff? I’ll watch out I guess O_O
[18:47] Cupio_Dissolvi [Moderator] [2]: My patience has run its course.
[Image Attachment: babel.png]
[18:47] System: Moderator messages cannot be deleted.
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[18:48] Oxymoronic [Moderator] [1]: What the hell? We had a deal! Delete that right now!
[18:48] anon: Enough sch[filtered] babble for me today
Thanks for the keks tarr
[18:48] treeisfun [3]: jesus fuck
[18:49] MADE_IN_HEAVEN: This picture… It Emanates Very strong Resonance. Unlike anything I’ve Seen. Ose has judged well To call me Here. This community Is a Magick Reservoir like no Other.
[18:50] OfMaxAndMen: A psychedelic gramophone? What is this supposed to mean? Florence, you said this was going to be interesting. Instead, I’m confused and insulted by anonymous idiots. Sorry, but this wasn’t one of your best shots.
[18:50] tarr [5]: uh, anon? Did you see the pic? If you haven’t seen it, don’t you fucking look at it
[18:51] DareToRun [F]: what has this place turned into lmao
[18:51] LeylaTheVixen: You guys are crazy ÒwÓ
[18:52] karmIcCycles [4]: It’s going to happen again. *screams* It’s going to happen again! Don’t look at the picture! It’s pointless, you must all have seen it now… *sighs*
[18:52] MADE_IN_HEAVEN: I must Research this phenomenon. I Will meditate. Once I Have returned, I Will be ready To take Action against the Evil that Taints This place.
[18:53] Oxymoronic [Moderator] [1]: Can your superpowers bring us back in the past too, Heaven? I’d give a lot to return to the start of last week. Back when none of this had happened.
[18:54] MADE_IN_HEAVEN: Spirits do Not Let mortals Cheat At their Games.