The time back with her progeny up in the surface world was supposed to be a sunny vacation forgoblin grandma Grethi after her time of rough-housing in the dark underbelly of the realm.Sure, she expected some things to have changed over the last few years. Decades? But when she finds her wayback to the lair of her youth, she is rather appalled at the state of things. Shocked even.Grimy girls in dusty dens littered with blood-stained bodies and a full-on goblin genocide are one thing,but no one has even thought to have some cake prepared? Grethi seems to have her work cut out for her as even the human's most divine oracle seems to have something againstanyone small and green enough. But allies can be found in the most unusual places, and Grethi still has some moxie left in her. [Goblins & Grandmas RRCM contest entry]