My name is Alice Cogsworth, and I'm going to die today. Well, damn. That's a horrible way to start a story. Let's try again. My name is Alice Cogsworth. Thus begins a story of intrigue, romance, and one woman's entire world being shaken, not stirred. FBI agents, brushes with death, and a beautiful but deadly merwoman all culminate to bring about the strangest month of Alice's life. This is also posted under the same name on AO3 and Kindle Vella