Oliver can’t get a date -- still a virgin if you don't count life screwing him -- and has a dead-end job. How can things get any worse? Well, it turns out he’s an NPC. Now, he has to survive worlds he never imagined existed. Now, he has to figure out what to do with powers he shouldn’t possess. Can he stand by while the NPCs are obliterated for the crime of sentience? “For everything possible, there’s a constructor that can create it.” –Constructor Theory