...So... Apparently the afterlife was real. That was neat, I guess..? Too bad I didn't get much of a chance to look around before God decided to toss my incorporeal ass into a new world. I mean, I'm not really complaining about getting another chance at life, ya know? but, and not to sound ungrateful or anything, could someone please explain to me why the Hell am I staring at Ninja Mount Rushmore? What the actual fuck? Lilith Arbell Black wasn't having a good day. Not. At. All. Was it too much to ask for one day, just one single day, that the world doesn't try to screw her over?