"My Slow Infinite Journey" Book Description: No, why do others go through the plot so quickly?! No, why do I have to learn slowly like a native?! Ah, it's intentional. It's nothing. Afflicted with decision paralysis, hoarding tendencies, and learning compulsions, plagued by various ailments, since I can't become the top performer in the same class, I might as well lie down and wait for the next class, or the next next class, or the next next next class, or the next next next next...