This short story recounts the unexpected transformation of a seemingly ordinary man, caught in the throes of a midlife crisis, as he is thrust into a world far beyond his previous experiences, leaving his once peaceful daily life in shambles. In a comedic twist, Angus Bronson becomes a secret agent to protect his town and friends from a dangerous clandestine organization. Despite his clumsiness, he strives to save the day and keep his town safe, even if it means making a fool of himself in the process. DISCLAIMER: This story was edited with AI assistance