A melodious sang rang in a car stuck in a traffic jam. Welcome to your first day on the job !  This is your very own autopilot ship, where you will eat and sleep for the duration of your contract. Statics Make yourself at home... To complete the unboarding process, you will want to check the Instruction Manual and sign into your ship's computer terminal. We trust you will be a great asset to the company... asset great great asset... To the C o m p a n y... asset great great asset... To the C o m p a n y... Victor turned off his radio.  'These ads are getting more and more ludicrous and invasive !' he grumbled This is his story, the story of a poor broke who tries to use the Company to get rich while trying not to get used by it.