Rodrigues, chosen hero of the people, never could have expected that his encounter with the Dark Lord would end in defeat. But that is exactly what happened, because, as it turns out, the Dark Lord was none other than his grandmother. Thus does granny go into story time, recounting how it was she became the evilest of all evils. (Grandmas and Goblins entry) What to expect: -Bad writing -Dog shit storytelling -Fourth wall breaks -satire -Complete and utter nonsense. No seriously. This story sucks. Go read my other fiction. Its way better. Or don't. Just read this one instead. Don't say I didn't warn you though.