A man named Sig wakes up tied to a chair in his hotel room in Mexico when some muscle-bound escapee from Act Two of a Rocky movie slaps him across the face with a rubber truncheon.The thing that stings most is the sheer lack of professionalism.Looks like it's going to be one of those days...Warnings and disclaimers:  - Contains gratuitious amounts of profanity - Contains casual descriptions of blood and violence- This is a novella-length story- Last edited 2015- None of these characters and events depicted are based on real people, real events or fictional depictions of either.  Any resemblance to real persons living or dead, names, real events or alleged events that never actually took place is entirely accidental, completely unintentional, and I am very, very sorry.  Please don't hurt me.