Chaz Dickson has brawn, brains, and the ambition to take everything he can in life. He's ready to go to law school, step all over anyone in his way, and make more cash than someone less creative than him could never hope to spend. Of course, anything can turn the world sideways. After a mishap with a stripper, cocaine, and a sketchy goddess, it all goes wrong. He's thrust into the all-too-familiar world of Naruto with a gamer system at his fingertips and an absurdly broken power curve to beat. The shinobi world had better be ready, because Chaz is pissed.  A Naruto fanfiction with LitRPG and Isekai elements. A bit of a soft satire.