"I am just a normal dude on this planet of billions, and all I’ve ever wanted was a girlfriend. But I never expected someone like her to confess to me out of the blue...especially when she's beautiful, quirky, driven, and... all-powerful. "I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I am also not strong-willed enough to say no. I mean…this may be a strange start to a relationship, but is it okay if she’s hot? "Still…Is watching anime and cuddling already too lame of a date night for 2022? How do I balance my hobbies with hers, and our time together versus me time? And why am I surfing on the accretion disc of a black hole with my hands around her hips?!"                                                                                                                                                        - Sam Long, a moment before disaster What if Rick and Morty was a Rom-Com? Not the incestuous kind, obviously. Unless...?