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Multiversal

4 Chapters
Author:George Saoulidis
Status:hiatus
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Synopsis

Jet Li’s The One meets Orphan Black in this insane trek across universes. Plain ol’ Lana, while minding her own cookie business, gets kidnapped by her doppelgänger who claims she’s from a another universe. WTF, right? Let’s call her Coolana, cause she’s so cool and all. Then they team up to find and kidnap-slash-rescue other versions of themselves, namely Tallana who is 2 metres tall, Draculana, who yes, is a bloodsucking vampire, Terriblana who no one likes but they make a half-hearted attempt to save her anyway, while Ruslana and Voilana don’t get along very well and somewhere along the way they misplace Smallana in somebody’s purse.And to top it all off, the stalker, who apparently can hop across universes and is constantly breathing down their necks, is killing Lanas one-by-one in an apparent quest to rid the multiverse of that specific nondescript girl named Lana.And did we mention the spiders?The hair-legged, poisonous-biting, universe-hopping spiders that show up out of nowhere?You really don’t wanna know. Warning: “Multiversal” contains adult themes, drug use, forced application of drugs on helpless members of the Araneae order (Arachnids), people having sex with themselves, murder, attempted murder, kidnapping, a ton of stuff given in the metric system, realities that can seriously break fragile minds, British spelling, bilingual cursing, terrible naming conventions, puns, tasing of genitals, questionable computer coding practises, spiders, spider bites, love bites, shameless homages to pop culture, horny individuals (both literal and figurative), polyamory, LGBT characters, diversity, and the story of a cookie girl that gets tangled up in a mess of her own making.