You've all heard the story before: boy gets hit by a truck in the prime of his life. Boy is given a second chance in the world of his favorite video game. Boy meets voluptuous girl and really hits it off. Boy faithfully serves as girl's cosmetic companion animal. …wait, what? Run that last one by me again? I'm a what now? ...Aw, flick. This isn't what I signed up for! Hey there, E.O. Tenkey here! Thank you for checking out my second serialized work here on Royal Road (the first being My Life is not a Manga, or maybe...). We'll be playing things a bit straighter this time around (no genre swaps, I promise!), but, well...not that straight. Here's what you're getting yourself into: • No profanity (technically)!• A new chapter every Wednesday (I'll let you know ahead of time if I'm going to miss a week)!• A complete story (I finish what I start)!• WHO'S A FUZZY-WUZZY LI'L GUY? YOU ARE! YES, YOU ARE!