Does your back ache from reading too many trashy isekais in your cheap Costco chair? Would you love a comfy sofa that adjusts to your posture? Look no further! Follow Brakar and Thadan as they try to go from piss-poor adventurers to Jeff Bezos-level moguls in the bustling city of Ironweave. How? By selling the most ingenious invention the world has ever seen: mimic furniture! That’s right—what’s better than ordinary furniture? Furniture that’s alive and can transform into any piece you need! Thanks to Brakar’s rare magical accent that lets him control mimics, these shapeshifting creatures can seamlessly morph into the perfect chair, sofa, table—or even an entire set of matching décor. Need a dining table for a feast? Done. Pewdiepie's old $399 chair? Easy (just don’t cross a bridge with it). Mimics are the ultimate adaptable furniture, tailored to your every whim. But success doesn’t come easy. Their venture is fraught with obstacles—ruthless competitors determined to crush innovation, suspicious customers who question the safety of living furniture, and the ever-present danger of being eaten by their own merchandise. Can Brakar and Thadan navigate the cutthroat world of Ironweave commerce and prove that mimics really are the future of furniture in this laugh-out-loud tale of ambition, magic, and shapeshifting home décor? What to Expect: - Typical fantasy world with diverse races - Comedy - Drama - Questionable business decisions - Friendships and betrayals (more drama) What not to Expect: - Ecchi/Hentai - Traditional hero’s journey tropes Updates: Wednesday, Friday, Sunday (EST)