In the magical world of Aeltia, Viktor isn't your typical undead necromancer. After 700 years of actively resisting godhood and dodging the Radiant Church, he's somehow obtained two game-changing things: an internet connection to modern Earth and a captured divine essence that's basically a god's backup drive. His brilliant plan? Disguise Aeltia as a virtual reality game and use Earth gamers as divine avatars, all while trolling gaming forums. Sure, he's got problems - he's currently hiding under a pile of rotting corpses, dealing with a whiny divine essence that won't stop suggesting godhood, and trying to remember how HTML works after seven centuries. But with a mysterious paladin ally and his own centuries of magical knowledge, Viktor might just revolutionize both worlds - assuming his terrible web design skills don't crash everything first. After all, why become a god when you can make one instead? ---------- ---------- Warnings:- slow - gods - nerds