Synopsis
Medea hated Harry Potter. The books, not the person. Or rather, Medea read the books under duress when she was alive elsewhere and now that she’s here she hates Harry Potter. The books, and somewhat the person.
After an untimely demise, Medea wakes up once again -to the sound of screaming babies and a pale haired family.
Reborn June 5th, 1980, Medea is now Medea Malfoy. She once again had an annoying twin. Fortunately, she knows the way this world works. And she knows the Malfoys turn out fine in the end.
She’s wealthy, loved, and utterly unmoved by the plot.
Now she’s simply trying to save her family from the discomfort of having Death Eaters commandeer their living room -and she refuses to let the Boy Who Lived take her Dobby!
Medea doesn’t want to be a hero. Fortunately, saving her family will require her to be a villain.
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Table of Contents
- 1Chapter 1 - Two Boys And A Very Poor Verbal Spar2024-11-13
- 2Chapter 2 - A Very Long Emotional Monologue Advocating For A House Elf2024-11-13
- 3Chapter 3 - A Series of Conversations That Make Medea Want A Drink2024-11-13
- 4Chapter 4: Grandmothers Usually Love Me I Don’t Know What Happened2024-11-13
- 5Chapter 5: Draco Lives to Give Me Headaches and Lists2024-11-13
- 6Chapter 6: A Look From Tibble’s Eyes2024-11-13
- 7Chapter 7: In Which Medea Overthinks Then Decides To Just Say Whatever And Do What She Wants2024-11-13
- 8Chapter 8: Wherein Three Mean Girls Meet And A Vast Amount Of Money Is Spent2024-11-13
- 9Chapter 9: Run2024-11-13
- 10Chapter 10: In Which Nothing Happens Except We Find Out Draco Is Great At Hide And Seek2024-11-13
- 11Chapter 11: Wherein Draco Says One Thing and Medea May or May Not Overreact2024-11-13
- 12Chapter 12: In Which Medea Directs Her Anger Outwards While Also Bonding With A Snake2024-11-13
- 13Chapter 13: In Which Three People That Are Not Medea Chime In2024-11-13
- 14Chapter 14: In Which The Emotions Medea Pretends She Does Not Have Rear Their Head In Defiance2024-11-13
- 15Chapter 15: Wherein There Is An Obscene Amount of Dialogue2024-11-13
- 16Chapter 16: In Which Neville Begins Growing On The Snake Pit2024-11-13
- 17Chapter 17: In Which Something Both Happens and Doesn’t2024-11-13
- 18Chapter 18: The Mirror is Not An Oracle, But Even A Broken Mirror Reflects2024-11-13
- 19Chapter 19: Severus Snape2024-11-13
- 20Chapter 20: In Which Samhain is Celebrated2024-11-13
- 21Chapter 21: In Which Samhain Continues But With Closure2024-11-13
- 22Chapter 22: Wherein Gryffindor Loses2024-11-13
- 23Chapter 23: Wherein We Hear From Three Boys2024-11-13
- 24Chapter 24: Wherein Medea Makes a Move2024-11-13
- 25Chapter 25: Wherein Morality Is Laughed At2024-11-13
- 26Chapter 26: The Boy Who Lived2024-11-13
- 27Chapter 27: Winter Holidays - Part 1 - Combustion2024-11-13
- 28Chapter 28: Winter Hols - Part 2 - Repercussions2024-11-13
- 29Chapter 29: Winter Hols - Part 3 - Recovery2024-11-13
- 30Chapter 30: Winter Hols - Part 4 - Snakes in the Garden2024-11-13
- 31Chapter 31: Winter Hols - Part 5 - Multitudes2024-11-13
- 32Chapter 32: On The Memory of Snakes2024-11-13
- 33Chapter 33: In Which Medea is Fully Functioning2024-11-13
- 34Chapter 34: Reconciliation2024-11-13
- 35Chapter 35: Yuletide Goodbyes2024-11-13
- 36Chapter 36: Wherein There Is Not Much2024-11-13
- 37Chapter 37: Away We Go2024-11-13
- 38Chapter 38: Wherein We Are Packed Like Sardines2024-11-13