AAARGH, my shoulder! I stand up and see that I have a wyverne wing instead of my left arm.  3 long clawed fingers and a thumb.  The other fingers are elongated and connected by a membrane.  My arm is so long that I can put it on the floor.  I am 26 years old and I live in the countryside in a small village in the Ardennes.  I bet it's because of this crazy doctor with all his experiences. Ahh the skin is falling off! There are hard, red scales. And I have a burning feeling in my stomach!  What am I going to do with this $!ù$ of a day? Where is my lawyer's number!?