An unwavering force of nature who draws on her inner power to send her blade soaring through the air while she employs powerful martial techniques. A girl who seems as if she's given up on everything, slicing through enemies with chains and silver blades as she throws caution to the wind. A proud knight in shining armor who wields her blade and armor to annihilate her enemies, rending them into shreds with each mighty swing of her sword. An assassin who can sneak through even the broadest of daylight in order to quickly dispatch her foes. With such an incredible job description, one would assume they're the perfect heroes. But as a young girl named Auburn finds out while searching for her lost bracelet, some people are way different when they're off the job. Join our protagonist as she ventures into the world of fluffy creatures, unfortunate encounters, and numerous enemies who are arguably more professional than her allies, even when off duty. What to expect: Magical Girls done horribly. Fluffy Creatures. Lots of weird accents and a lot of shouting and unwarranted violence. The main character is like, really rude. If I met her in real life, I'd probably punch her in the face. Occasional references. A lot of poor decisions because I write literally everything at the middle of night while on light mode, because I enjoy suffering.