This work features a blend of Zoids vs dystopia goons, 1980s era stuff (that's Historical now?), and underpants. Since I may have gone overboard with the latter I ticked Sexual Content. I also ticked Fanfiction since this story directly or indirectly mentions some old toys which existed in the 1980s. However, it's not set in any of those toy universes and some of the trademarks might be defunct. There's no Graphic Violence in the 7 chapters I've written so far, but there might be later. The title alludes not only to bikinis, but also themes of physical and social mobility.