Inspired by the cooking knife story. This story is about the first soul of a young god with questionable maturity and horrible aim.The first words in the life of this new soul were…“Oops!““Looooser!”“Hey, that was my first try! Aiming is hard!”An exasperated voice cut in: “Then you shouldn't have tried throwing it! Get close and push it in.”“Yes, dad.”It felt something prod it, then pull, then push…but nothing really happened. It was probably a strange feeling…“I can't get it out!” The first voice whined.“Loooser!”“It's probably conscious already…Congratulations, you just gave life to a hairpin!”