The world has been given a Game Master, but they don't know it... Alexander is a no nonsense corporate drone on a mission to climb the corporate ladder. So when a screen presents him with the title of Wizard on his 30th birthday, his response is a resounding, "No thank you." That is until he learns he can use it to heat up his coffee. Life is a Side Quest is a LitRPG with high stakes in the long game, but has the occasional Parody and Slice of Life chapters when it feels appropriate.