Okay here is another go for a story once again...... Sorry. In this story we follow not twelve but two idiots who died during an island hopping trip.  They were true idiots as they jumped into a frenzy of sharks, during said frenzy's mating season.  As nature dictates in this kinds of events, they get ripped to shreds.  And as the way things are going they are reborn into a fantasy world.  But instead of meeting Gods they were awoke infront of a temple and for the lack of better words looked as if it saw better days.