Arjun Ianni is a genius level programer who works for a successful indie video game company. However, he is a total noob when it comes to everything else in life; worse yet he’s still a virgin. On the night of his 30th birthday he is visited by a young woman who introduces herself as the Virgin Witch, who, with a kiss bestows unto him the miracle of magic. Arjun’s new found powers turns his once dull life upside down however, with great power comes great responsibility. He soon finds himself in the middle of an age old war between the powerful Witches and the Knights Crusade. Now being sought after by both parties as the crucial key that can turn the tides of the war, which side will he choose?