Synopsis
Calliope Smith's eighteenth birthday wasn't going great, but at least getting yanked into a world of magic and monsters is a good way to ditch the police. Sure, people (and allergies, and magical accidents, and who knows what else) might be trying to kill her but if the choice is between learning magic and going back to Earth she'll deal with almost dying all the time. Is she a chosen one? It would be an odd choice, considering she has to frequently remind herself to be a good person. Is this just an accident? The letter from a mysterious benefactor promising magic and cash would imply otherwise.
This is a high fantasy adventure about an end of the world that happened, or didn't happen, or might happen. It's fine. Everything is fine. They already fixed it, it's not going to be a problem. Probably. It's also a story about trying to do the right thing while not really wanting to, and making friends when you're bad at it, and having fun despite being hunted by the goodguys and the badguys alike. It's a story about how everything is built on something else, and sometimes those things are broken.
Updating Monday / Wednesday / Friday, chapters are beefy at an average of about 3,500 words.
Things that might make you want to read (or not read) this story:
- The main character is a flawed hero, not an anti-hero; she's just someone who puts actual effort into being a good person because it doesn't come naturally to her.
- The main character is also a teenager in a new world. She's naturally impulsive, and at many points in over her head. If you're someone that cannot stand when a character occasionally makes a non-optimal or even kinda dumb choice in the heat of the moment, this isn't the story for you.
- On a related note, the main characters are significantly underpowered for the first ~50 chapters at least, though this is partly a story about getting cool magic and becoming more powerful - I'm just not in a rush about it.
- Whether or not this story contains any apocalypses would be a spoiler, but in terms of genre it is NOT a post-apocalyptic story.
- The story is realistic in the sense that it is not cartoonish, people act basically like actual people, the magic has some established rules and limits, etc. But also it's high fantasy and shit gets pretty wild by the end.
Content warnings: Nothing too bad, honestly. Some discussion of mental illness and bad/abusive parenting (primarily neglect and emotional abuse). Injuries may be described in detail, but in a matter-of-fact way rather than with the goal of being gory or shocking. Discussion of foster care / group homes (mainly just mention of them being a thing, and of various staff or government employees associated with them being unhelpful). People are captured and helpless in a scary situation multiple times, one of which involves serious torture. While the process of torture isn't described in detail, some of the threats or specific injuries that are mentioned might be a problem if that's a specific thing for you.
Table of Contents
- 1PROLOGUE: Gotta Watch Out For Those Syntax Errors2024-11-13
- 2CHAPTER 001: About as Bad as a Day Can Get2024-11-13
- 3CHAPTER 002: Process of Elimination2024-11-13
- 4CHAPTER 003: Friendship May Be Magic, But in a More Literal Sense These Lights Actually Are Magic2024-11-13
- 5CHAPTER 004: Stabbing, Mauling, and Some Sonic the Hedgehog Porn2024-11-13
- 6CHAPTER 005: Creature Comforts2024-11-13
- 7CHAPTER 006: Chapter... ten?2024-11-13
- 8CHAPTER 007: You Only Live Twice2024-11-13
- 9CHAPTER 008: Dinner, Shopping, Headaches, and Rock Music2024-11-13
- 10CHAPTER 009: I'm Starting a Trope Collection2024-11-13
- 11CHAPTER 010: Best Foot Forward2024-11-13
- 12CHAPTER 011: Just So Many Bad Ideas2024-11-13
- 13CHAPTER 012: Windmills of Your Mind2024-11-13
- 14CHAPTER 013: One Question Answered, Twelve More Raised2024-11-13
- 15CHAPTER 014: Reality's First Draft2024-11-13
- 16CHAPTER 015: Stress Fractures2024-11-13
- 17CHAPTER 016: Stranger Danger2024-11-13
- 18CHAPTER 017: Illegal Loopholes2024-11-13
- 19BONUS: A Primer On Known Gifts2024-11-13
- 20CHAPTER 018: A Calm Before the Storm2024-11-13
- 21CHAPTER 019: A Nice Relaxing Morning2024-11-13
- 22CHAPTER 020: Smash and Grab2024-11-13
- 23CHAPTER 021: A Rock Solid Plan2024-11-13
- 24CHAPTER 022: You Son of a Bitch, I'm In2024-11-13
- 25CHAPTER 023: The Best Laid Plans2024-11-13
- 26CHAPTER 024: A Minor Detour2024-11-13
- 27CHAPTER 025: Self Reflection2024-11-13
- 28CHAPTER 026: On Being Normal2024-11-13
- 29CHAPTER 027: Trojan Potholes2024-11-13
- 30CHAPTER 028: Hilbert's Graveyard2024-11-13
- 31CHAPTER 029: More Things Calliope Doesn't Understand2024-11-13
- 32CHAPTER 030: The Easiest of All Things After It, and the Hardest of All Things Before It2024-11-13
- 33CHAPTER 031: Let Us Tarry For a While, and We Shall Be In Her Company2024-11-13
- 34CHAPTER 032: Surely Now Our Troubles Are Well Behind Us2024-11-13
- 35CHAPTER 033: It's All Uphill From Here2024-11-13
- 36CHAPTER 034: Lights in the Darkness2024-11-13
- 37CHAPTER 035: Safe Havens2024-11-13
- 38CHAPTER 036: It Was Probably Something She Ate2024-11-13
- 39CHAPTER 037: The Cross-Dimensional Piggyback Choke2024-11-13
- 40CHAPTER 038: Sucker Punch2024-11-13
- 41CHAPTER 039: A Bad Break2024-11-16
- 42CHAPTER 040: The Great Indoors2024-11-16
- 43CHAPTER 041: Two Teenage Protagonists Walk Into a Bar...2024-11-19
- 44CHAPTER 042: Horseshoes and Hand Grenades2024-11-20
- 45CHAPTER 043: Calliope Smith and the Forgotten Vault2024-11-22