Synopsis
My name is Kewl Rat.
That's my Real Name.
All I can do all day is steal fat sacks of money.
Human Money is the best to steal - cool to the touch; smells like their hands.
This is my story, very true, where I steal ALL the money with my magic powers.
What? No, this isn't about anyone else. It's just about me: Kewl Rat. It's my story.
There is also missing tag for awesome MC. Need to add it because I'm Kewl Rat.