Born and raised on an Earth covered in god-like superhuman's that regularly wreak havoc across the planet wearing spandex and touting ridiculous code names, Felix Faulkner - better known as the enigmatic John Doe is a nobody. A two-bit telepath making a living wiping housewives memories of their cheating husbands. Swept up in one of the now freakishly common alien invasions of his home planet, Felix finds himself lost in a Galactic Empire so far away from earth its staggering. With no allies, no equipment, and no idea where he is, Felix can only keep his head down and hope everyone takes him for what he is - a nobody.