A young man is teleported to a fantastical world by powers he cannot comprehend and for reasons he views as inane. But that's not all! He brought a busted version of the internet with him! What will happen when a person who doesn't deserve it has near-unlimited access to priceless esoteric and mystical knowledge that could push even gods to the brink of war? What happens when he shows up and starts using that knowledge for his own gain? This is a story about a young man dubbed 'Lan Jin' by the masses and the trials and adversity he is forced through largely due to the reckless way in which he lives his life. A/N: This story is very much a cultivation soap opera. It has action, it has adventure, it has dumb and funny moments abound. The MC is not perfect, he's not a murder hobo, and this is not a powergrind fest. It is slow, methodical, and full of so much drama that you can choke on it. In real time, the story is incredibly slow. But in context of what's happening in the story itself, the pace is very fast.