In the Grand Scheme of things, you and I? We're both insignificant. Protagonist? You're not Worthy. Still, Ascendance is not impossible for the likes of us, I'll probably work a thousand years more, drudging through the daily judging of souls. Maybe then I'll be promoted to Supreme Judge. Another ten thousand and I might even make it as a Minor Angel. But You? Fight, struggle, do whatever it takes because the competition is fierce, a million Protagonists strive for the fruits of the Divine, ten thousand perish and ten thousand more are born. We are but merely Entertainment for them on this grand stage with the ultimate reward. Still, you have a better chance than me, do an exemplary job and maybe some God will take notice of you.Then? It Begins. And so. ?If you’re looking for a hero, then turn back now, for the world can burn.? An anti-hero, this is no Monte Cristo, half-baked is what you’ll get. ??This is story about a ruthlessly pragmatic girl driven by the most basic concept of human nature, self-interest. A story based on realistic choices and realistic consequences in an unrealistic world. Leave the heroics to the heroes, the revenge for the anti-heroes. Politics, Military, Economy, are what we want. Fix that negative cash flow. Threaten that Grand Dukes son a bit more. Make sure the Fifth Prince inherits. Establish trade routes to that new region. Crush our rivals bid for power. Steal those crossbow blueprints. The mantis stalks the cicada, unaware of the oriole behind. Don’t be the oriole, be the human that deforests the oriole’s habitat.? New World? Evil Overlord List. Where art thou? I have need of your services. Save the world? NMP. Not My Problem. PTHP. Pass that hot Potato. Rule the World? Are you an experienced administrator sir? How many years of experience do you have? What would you say are your best qualities? Fetch Quest? Deliver this artefact? My dear, I have a Nigerian Prince just waiting to buy it, honestly, you’re better off dealing with him. ??Ally with a enemy? Scenario - EOMEIMF. Better the crazy masked dreadlocks than the giant freak-tongue bug.?? In a scuffle? Fight fair? Explain and exchange techniques? “Shrkkk” *Cough Cough* “g-g-gasp” *Thump*?? Win a fight? Don’t gloat, stick a knife in that throat. Pull up the weeds by their roots. Don’t fall for the Piper’s Flute. ??Lose a fight? No god will pop up from the machine just from your willpower. Run, Run, Run away. Live to fight another day.?? Threatened? Step 1 - Get hostage. Step 2 - Shoot the hostage. Step 3 - It’ll be your family next. Don’t you know? A kidney goes for 2000 these days.?