This is a short story about a man who believes he is a prophet of the Holy Toad, who is propositioned by a being of great power, who makes him a deal he cannot refuse. This story plays on chance, consequence, and the omnipotent power that governs the universe. It also portrays the humanity of us all in all our decisions and how we are led as much by our humanity as we are any celestial beings. I hope you enjoy it and it makes you question your own humanity. Thank you.