A hurdy-gurdy player, violinist and a pirate walk into a bar. The pirate walks out drunk. The violinist doesn’t and the hurdy-gurdy player walks out rich.  Why? Because the hurdy-gurdy is funky and I don’t know any stuck up gurdy players and violinists are pricks with their fancy sticks up their ass. what about the pirate? Your looking at ‘em. Names jack. Captain jack spar-nah just kiddn. My names Dutch, but people call me razor.  Why they call me that? grab a drink n I’ll tell ya. It’s going to be a long story.