Hi, I'm Susan. I work for the mega-existential corporation, the Isekai Dao Displacement Department. I started earlier today but it already seems like forever, and honestly, I think they're going to have me start training newbies soon because I'm one of the most experienced people they have. Originally I thought I'd be in some pretty risky and clandestine situations, but it turns out that in my current tour most of my assignments can be completed by driving a truck. Working for the Dao of Isekai is honorable work. Someday I may even get to meet the current path holder of the Dao of Isekai himself! Er, herself. Themself. Themselves. It depends on when I see them I wager.  (This story is made entirely in jest for a discord competition. The updates will be nigh non-existant.)