Deals, demons, magic, heroes, and mutants. How do you stop the downtrodden fools from signing their souls away for millennium in exchange for power, wealth, or even luck? well, you give them a deal yourself, if you can be the first to get there, that is.If only it were so easy...(I will admit to no small amount of inspiration from Super Minion by Gogglesbear, but I hope to give a distinctly different world)