It’s the age-old story: man lives, man dies, man is doomed to write litRPG for all eternity. Or, at least, until he can become the highest-leveled writer in this new reality. And he’ll take every shortcut he can to get there. Help! is a story about one man’s struggle to write in a rapidly growing genre, and is definitely not one giant long [BLEEP]post. (Please note that this story is intended as a good-natured teasing of the genre we all know and love — don’t assume I’m being too serious with anything you read within.)