Synopsis
Steve, a half-demon on his mother's side, must find the sandwich that will bring upon the end of times! Or at least, that's what he tells his demonic bosses. In truth, he'd much rather just hang out with his friends, a Judge who summons bunnies to maintain the balance of good and evil, a hell-knight who enjoys slaughtering said bunnies, and a tortured soul who is perpetually on fire (who would very much like to snuggle said bunnies but has been told multiple times not to). Steve was supposed to care for the antichrist, and not let the guy get addicted to MMORPGs. But Steve claims that a terrific sandwich will awaken the bloodlust in the antichrist, and so he joins his companions on a road trip to find the most delicious, most evil, most apocalyptic-inducing sandwich of all time... and maybe a taco.
Table of Contents
- 1Chapter 1: Gore's Chosen Appetizer2024-11-13
- 2Chapter 2: The Destruction of Lindbergh’s Family Eatery and Pub2024-11-13
- 3Chapter 3: The Assault on Purity Advertising2024-11-13
- 4Chapter 4: The Coming of the One Called Billy2024-11-13
- 5Chapter 5: Gore Breaks another Window2024-11-13
- 6Chapter 6: Steve Runs over an Angel2024-11-13
- 7Chapter 7: The Immolation of a Tuna Fish Sandwich2024-11-13
- 8Chapter 8: Gore Fails to Beat Someone with a Trombone2024-11-13
- 9Chapter 9: Gore Pummels a Bartender2024-11-13
- 10Chapter 10: The Conquest of the Tethered Soul2024-11-13
- 11Chapter 11: Gore Once More Throws Burney Through a Window2024-11-13
- 12Chapter 12: Burney Hugs a Duck2024-11-13
- 13Chapter 13: The Terminator of the Ozarks2024-11-13
- 14Chapter 14: Gore Shoots a Turtle2024-11-13
- 15Chapter 15: Gore Coins Several New Colloquialisms2024-11-13
- 16Chapter 16: Burney Makes a Terrible Sandwich2024-11-13
- 17Chapter 17: Steve Explains Why He Would Not Kill Hitler2024-11-13
- 18Chapter 18: Gore Explains Why Killing Lincoln isn’t Racist2024-11-13
- 19Chapter 19: President Lincoln is Assassinated by a Japanese Sedan2024-11-13
- 20Chapter 20: Ivan Show Tent, Is Good for Health2024-11-13
- 21Chapter 21: Gore Opens the Gates of Hell2024-11-13
- 22Chapter 22: Reenactors Take on an Army of Hell2024-11-13
- 23Chapter 23: Ivan’s Refrigerator Explodes2024-11-13
- 24Chapter 24: Burney Breaks the Tank2024-11-13
- 25Chapter 25: Steve Crashes a Tank into a Furry Convention2024-11-13
- 26Chapter 26: Steve Becomes a Half-Demon Cutie2024-11-13
- 27Chapter 27: Steve Doesn’t Know How to Hotwire a Car2024-11-13
- 28Chapter 28: Gore Wears a Furry Costume2024-11-13
- 29Chapter 29: Dawn Summons a Horde of Evil Bunnies2024-11-13
- 30Chapter 30: Burney is Strapped to a Plane2024-11-13
- 31Chapter 31: Burney is Air-Dropped into the Mississippi River2024-11-13
- 32Chapter 32: Free Sandwich Day!2024-11-13
- 33Chapter 33: Gore Tells a Knock-Knock Joke2024-11-13
- 34Chapter 34: Chapter Title Censored2024-11-13
- 35Chapter 35: Steve Goes to Church2024-11-13
- 36Chapter 36: Hell Still Hath No Hoagie2024-11-13
- 37Chapter 37: Thanks for Not Starting the Apocalypse, Now Leave2024-11-13