Marvin is a down on his luck villager, who upon turning 15 unlocked the class Hedge mage instead of anything actually useful. Not deterred by this setback, Marvin travels to the Dungeon city of Ell. In the great dungeon, he will find great magical treasures, horrifying monstrosities, devious traps and loyal companions. Will his slow and easily distracted mind manage to pull him through the danger, or will he hit the danger with a stick until its no longer a problem. Come and find out in this light hearted litrpg comedy about a man who really shouldn't be a mage of any kind. ____________________________________________________ I'm writing this for fun as a hobby and writing practice, and I've liked to read books on royal road for a while now, so I thought I'd give back to the community by dropping my nonsensical ramblings on here for your enjoyment. As I'm the laziest creature known to man and have other duties to attend to during my brief bursts of activity I cannot in good conscience promise any sort of release schedule that I'm most likely guaranteed to fail.  Nevertheless I hope you give this story a chance. I accept all criticism and will be confused by any possible praise. Sincerely yours, The Kingfisher.