Zeng Fei wanted to be a cultivator to escape his otherwise pitiful fate. Unfortunately for him, he died, and now I’m stuck here... No, quite literally - I’m stuck inside the cave he died in and can’t get out… Forget jade-skinned beauties or defying the heavens, I’m going to starve to death before my journey even begins! Somebody help, please! A story in which a transmigrator makes a deal to survive and subsequently finds himself in command over penguins. Cute, innocent penguins that fearsome primordial powers wish to exterminate... so that the world may be saved. ...Uh, he might have agreed to become the bad guy. Oops. Release Schedule: Daily What to expect:  - Cultivator MC who has penguin troops (initially one, then more when his rank goes up) - Cultivator penguins (🐧🐧) - LitRPG system baked into a cultivation art (not a sentient system but a mechanical component within the Emperor's overarching cultivation art, i.e. a LitRPG system for MC's troops, not himself.) - Editable skill trees for troops - the martial techniques used by the penguins are modular, not fixed, so once MC collects enough of them, he can swap them around to create different resulting builds.