This is in fact two stories set on opposite sides of a river in the SCS 'verse. On one side, a nameless old man sitting vigil for his dying wife gets caught in an Antithesis Incursion and takes the opportunity to put decades of studying the Anarchist's Cookbook to good use. On the other side, a young woman out for a jog on a sunny day winds up defeating a Model Four in the least likely way possible. [Havoc, Get a Grip, and Spatulas are entries in the 2024 SCS FF Contest][Havoc is a winner in the 2024 SCS FF Contest!] What to expect: HavocGrim humorGender Fluid Old Farts becoming Actual Sentient FluidConflation of Personas between SpousesExploration of what it means to be human in an increasingly Transhuman / Posthuman worldSapient Gray Goo vs. non-Sapient PlantsBoom. Lots of boom.What to expect: Cafeteria QueenHumor; far less grim. Possibly even flippant.Slice of LifeTower Cafeteria Defense